Embrace the Love of
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Welcome to my study. Wipe the cobwebs off the mahogany sofa and rest your buttocks upon it's smooth surface, noticing if you will, the leather smokers jacket hanging on an ivory hook above the snakeskin fireplace.
Relax, and browse the extensive collection of big thick books on the shelves, while muttering and scratching your chin. Of course you will have to get off your chair to do this.
This is the cosy haven, where lovers of literature such as myself can retreat to, when the hussle and bussel of the outside wurld get too much and the hassel of everyday life is bad and stuff.
So please, enjoy this growing collection of prose, written by great authors and thinkers throughout the ages.

"If cold expands metal then surely literature expands the mind."
-Clark Kent.
"Books are like sex. You open them and read them."
-Bruce Wayne
Sergeant Major Ben Hutchings is a grizzled leatherneck rogue, with more than ten years in the Royal National Army Marine SWAT corps of the USA. He is also a firm believer that the pen is mightier than the sword, and has written two insightful journals about the horrors of war.
It Doesn't Take a Hero
The following stories were written by Sarah Hutchings, and appeared in early issues of You Stink & I Don't.
Corey and Corey: A prelude.
Moonwalkin' With the Coreys.
Richard Marx in: Love's Elusiveness
Richard Marx: Untitled and Unabashed
Richard Marx Proves - 'We Don't Need No Education'
An untitiled one where he gets married.
I'm No Alien to Love (Makin')
Marxism
Rags to Riches: Marx Interviewed
Knockin' on Heaven's Door
I hope you enjoyed these few pieces enough to feel that the stupidly long introduction was justified.
Love,
Sergeant Beefnose, Sunhill C.I.D.

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