A bloke goes to see his doctor in quite a frantic state.

"Doc, you have to help me, my dick's gone orange!"

After examining the patient's appendage, the doctor discovered that it was in fact a bright orange colour.

"This is very strange indeed, perhaps it has something to do with stress," thought the doctor. "Are you experiencing stress at work?".

"Well I was fired a month ago." he replied.

"That must be the reason." stated the Doctor.

"But I hated my old job. I had to work 20 hrs overtime each week with no extra pay, I had little responsibility and my boss was a real jerk. Now I have a new job with a great boss, I can work my own hours and I get paid twice as much."

"Well that can't be it" thought the Doctor. "What about your personal life?"

"My girlfriend and I split up about 6 weeks ago." he replied.

"Well that must be the reason for your illness."

"But she was a real bitch. All we did was fight and she was constantly nagging me. Life's much better without her!" he exclaimed.

"Well maybe it's your hectic social life then."

"It can't be, most nights I just sit at home watching pornos and eating Twisties."